Poopypants99: Actually jeanmarc im not dead because YOU ARE you cant dodge or miss avada kedavra!

At Poopypants: It can. It happens often in the books.

*enters back in the topic*

Now, that ballon copy is useless.

*walks behind Slytherin!Poopypants and backstabs him with the sword*.

Poopypants99: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

P.S. this is not part of the story,i am just using my Gryffindor for exp.

then i come with my norwign ridgeback and blow all of u guys to bits

then i join the order of the phinox and kill all of the death eaters and jean and brian helped and in return we got our names as the houses RAVENCLAW(parker) GRIFFINDOR (jean) SLYTHERIN (brian) but to bad no one could stand up for hufflepuff owell

I WILL REPERSENT HUFFLEPUFF

otay

but i killed you with a gun and smashed your two empty heads

*walks behind Droolyface and backstabs him*

Anther one gone.

*disappears*

then i come to life and kill john once and for all

Then I come in and find a machine gun in hogwarts and shot bellatrix lestrange

AVADA KEDRVA i kill everyone.

But you missed me.

then kenman falls iinto the chamber of secrets

Then I found Snape and Lucius Malfoy kissing then I pulled out my wand and used the stupefy spell on Snape and brought Mad-Eye Moody over and arrest Lucius.

then i laughed

whos john? im drooly's sister and his name is NOT john retards

Then I pull out my wand and point it at myself."Engorgio!".Then I got huge and stomped on Hagrid."Take that Hagrid!".

Then I find a muggle wand and go under elfwarrior's leags and shoots him in the balls