THen i showed up and i used avada kedavra on droolypants but droolypants did expeliarmmus and our wands collided and harry potter hermoine and ginny came out of droolypants' wand

then droolypants's wand flew out of his hand and then he found out the poopypants77 did not do it it was poopypants99 then the avada kedavra hit droolypants

then i woke up and i hunt poopypants

then edward came back cuz i did not use fire and found droolypants and bit you, then he turned you into...... a vampire warewolf!

ye then ginny and i the goste bleep each other

and then i killed the gryffindor poopypants with ten shotgun bullets

and laughed

*enters topic*
JeanMarc: *sigh*
*exits topic*

then i killed droolface

*walks back into topic*
Now THIS is getting interesting.
*grabs a bag of popcorn and starts eating the popcorn*

then i give jean a firebolt and we fly to england to play in the world cup chudlycannons africia hippiagriffs and im seeker for chudlycannons and grab the snitch and win the game

I refuse the offer.

so i get the glory and well at least jean got a firebolt and then brian kills all droolyfaces and sillygirl out of rage

Well, JeanMarc just goes in another team as a seeker and becomes a legend.

then the slytherin poopypants used avada kedavra on jeanmarc!

MISS!

JeanMarc got 1 EXP.

PLAYER PHASE

JeanMarc selected.
Moved adjacent to Slytherin!Poopypants.

Attack.

Sword of Gryffindor

JeanMarc
Sword of Gryffindor
HP: 60
HIT: 100
DMG: 34 x2
CRT: 40

Poopypants
Avada Kedavra
HP: 40
HIT: 20
DMG: 60
CRT: 0

Poopypants: Prepare to be defeated!
JeanMarc: Lol. Two personalities? Now, let's beat the crap out of the Slytherin Poopypants to call back the Gryffindor Poopypants.

JeanMarc attacks. Hit!

6 Hp for Brian

Brian attacks. MISS

JeanMarc attacks. Critical!

0 HP for Brian

Brian: What the -- ...

JeanMarc gained 30 EXP.

Epic Fire Emblem reference.

then other former raven drooly now slythrin kill you with a jet that he did not steal from the goverment BOOOM! *missle hits jeanmarc*

then i flew down and made sure he was dead by hitting him in the back of his head with avada kadura then smashing his head with a hammer (big surprize empty) then called jacob from twilight (dont watch the movies) and made him kill bella and DROOLYPANTS! MWAHAHAHAHA! hit him to with the hammer i also did not steal from the goverment and smash him (another surprize empty)

then i got bored and killed jacob and bella i had nothing to do, i was thinking then...it hit me!(litterly i got hit by a playstation 3) i should play playstation 3

then i got hit bu a bagels in the sky!