lets make a story with parts of anyone who posts it, you can make someone die, make voldemort die, make ron marry ginny anything you want to put so who starts it

oh crap

ron bleep hermine and now she is pregnet

then i came with a gun and killed hermione

then i laughed and pooped

then i saw ron and killed him with avada kadavura dumbledor shows up and is trying to arrest me and i scream "you try to put me in azkaban now when i killed hermione?!?!?!" and he says "well you didn't use a curse then so shut up!"

then i used flipendo and u get knocked out

then voldemort came used crucio on you and we ran to the army and then harry found you on the floor and raped yoy

then i diged in my pocete and found a gun and shot harry and and then go t a firebolt and flew to england

then when i saw the army they were old people that hit me for candy

then when me broom farted i puut a liter next to it and burned the old ppl (and do not try tht)

then voldemort laughed so hard and so squeaky i slaped him then he died of heart attack

then i bleep ginny and she cried and then i shot her

i walked and found hagrid eating fluer the champion

i pulled he out of his mouth it was half a body and i bleep her thts y he called me fuckio

and i stupified you and gave you to the dementors they raped you two

then i used EXPETO PATRONUM AND I GAVE U TO LUPIN THE WEREWOLF ON A FULL MOON AND NOW UR ONE OF ME A WEREWOLF

then i came with a potion and saved him then killed lupin

then i bit both of u and u r now all werewolfs

then i killed edward the vampire